I make winners out of losers. Wine out of water.. a fur coat from a oversized coyote.

And Edawg is no different.

As you can see, Edawg's tired, sloppy and downplayed appearance suffered a fatal blow as I took him on a shopping spree and fixed him up.

As you can see on the right, he looks like a million bucks!

The contrast is impeccable in my opinion and I wanted to toot my own horn.

And thats not all! Now with the highly upgraded appearance, I have filmed Edawg's own movie! That's right, like the many occassions when I volunteered to teach small business to the homeless, I went a step further and EDAWG the movie was born:

Coming to a theatre near you.

Thanks for listening.