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Quick Interview
By Jamie Lewis on June 8th, 2013 4:57 am Very quick and updating Interview. Watch here

Interview With Jamie Lewis, Affiliate Marketer

BizOpp Addiction
By Jamie Lewis on June 8th, 2013 2:44 AM Weirdness all around me from all angles. Read here

Prove It!
By Jamie Lewis on May 20, 2013 1:25 AM As a musician, I had always hated the fact that other musicians (my competitors) would drop names as an attempt to impress me and then pull a fast one on me or others in the room. Read here

How to Win Arguments
By Jamie Lewis on May 16, 2013 1:22 AM Very good educational audio. Use headphones for maximum effect. Listen here


By Jamie Lewis on May 16, 2013 2:26 am
Classic Bump. Watch here

The Ultimate Story of Success and Fail
By Jamie Lewis on May 14, 2013 2:43 pm The entire story. Read here

Learn the tricks of the trade in this official ebook on online business and marketing

Online Business Rules
By Jamie Lewis on May 16, 2013 2:04 am
These are the marketing commandments. Read here

Online Business Rules: Important!

Running into your Fans at Five Guys
Small world my ass!
By Jamie Lewis on May 14, 2013 2:32 am
Freaking awesome student Jason P! He is the man for signing up to my class and it's amazing we randomly ran into each other. The last guy was at home depot he said "You that clickbank guy right?" Famous! Read here

Make Money Diagrams
By Jamie Lewis on May 14, 2013 2:43 pm
These are the ultimate IM Blueprints. Read here

Noob in driveway
Zombie meeting
By Jamie Lewis on May 14, 2013 2:43 am
Poor Paul showed up at the door wondering if I was real or not. Read here

Green Screen Madness
By Jamie Lewis on May 13, 2013 12:33 am

Ever wonder how you can relocate yourself on film just about anywhere? Read here

What is it like working for Jamie Lewis?
By Greg Bowers on May 13, 2013 1:15 am
Greg Bowers, the man behind the programming and management of the inner structure of the empire speaks! Read here

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الخطة {6 comments}
~ Lawrence D Sears: I have loss everything, I'm married and not only that my wife mother is ninty years young and as the bread winner of my home, riight now I feel defeated i'm 150,000.00 in debt, I'm renting , please can you help me.
~ Chris Brown: This is a very interesting site. I like the information here to assist affiliate and internet marketers. You have to take action, in order to get any results. You must be self motivated and a self starter. Just do it, and help yourself.
~ Scott Haight: I second that, you are the "Micheal Jordan" of Internet/Affiliate Marketing. Now, I have The Last Goldmine special bonus offer cued. Torn between Magnum Commissions and The Last Goldmine. $$$ Obviously, I should use both.... I just do not want to spread myself to thin, until I get the hang of this business. Another shot out to your EN video and impersonation, all in good fun. Scott Haight / Stewart Performance Ltd. Boulder,CO p.p.s. - almost finished "Project WRX STi" . Conservative estimate of 425 whp capable(not too crazy, should still be fun to drive).
~ Kenny: WOW!! your giving others a chance at a new life GOD SPEED Jamie++++
~ Matthew Ferraro: Jamie, love the new radio show, you have inspired me in every way, impressive!
~ : Live Righteously And Treasure The Journey, Kommissar . Have You Yet Mastered The Art Of Lassanga Ole Wise Embarrassingly Wealthy One, Still Friends . Continued Prosperity And Success . =>Stay Frosty !
رسم تخطيطي لنموذج الأعمال البصرية (الأساسية) {9 comments}
~ Bill kingston: great work jamie you never disappointed me with your classes, man honestly speaking i really appreciate your work.... keep on doing the great work
~ Jack C: Jamie, as a Fellow student,, I saw some wheres On TV, That selling Amazon, as a affliate, In CT,, Thanks Blumenthal,, That NO GO IN CT.????? Am I Dreaming? Thanks, Pal,,, Jack
~ Jack C: Jamie,is a REAL GOOD and smart Guy, Friend, and Teacher!!!!!!,,Jack,,.
~ Jack C: Jamie is a Great Teacher, And a Darn Good Man,In My Book!!!!!!,,Jack!
~ Christian Lajeunesse: Howdy? I,m Glad to of came a step further today just burned but Thank God for you Life Jamie
~ Pascal Parvex: Those are great instructions to start from!
~ shane: Jamie Thanks fr the awesome information Bro! Love it! SHane
~ michał: I don't know how To start ..
~ Fonzworth: This is good stuff! I'm on it!!
الكون احتيال {15 comments}
~ Prosper Pursuit: I am freaking rolling right now! The best impression, Nailed it.
~ ShinyObject: ROFL - sorry to hear about the pet lizard. Hey, the Columbian or Costa Rican drug trade sounds quite lucrative here! Hookers (& adult entertainment?) sound fun ;) Tooooo funny!
~ Daniel Cromartie: Jamie hi my name is Daniel I need your help with my marketing I down load from you can you walk me through it thank you and God Bless
~ Scott Haight: Hey Jamie, LOL. This is CLASSIC / HILARIOUS! Based on my own travails & familiarity w/ EN, you nailed it !!!! Classic, All in good fun, Dave and Dave. You guys did make it big, and that should be applauded. But, the rest run around scratching & crawling over each other for any leftovers. EN reminds me of my Amway experiences, back in the day. I remember going to those pow-wows, what a load of crapola. "If you make it to the Double-Diamond B.S. level like me, then you get a warehouse full of scheisse! Its the greatest system ever." Yeah, right.... For Who ? I hope to meet you in person, also show you "Project Subaru WRX STi" . Laters, Scott Stewart Haight / Stewart Performance Ltd. Boulder,CO
~ j:
~ lilian: OMG, I watched the original many times and thought I had a language problem, because my mother tongue is not English. Thanks for this video I don´t feel stupid anymore........
~ John: Shut the fuck up who cares
~ anindita: Why does Jamie need to trash EN? Does it mean he acknowledges that they are his rivals? Then, whom do we trust? Jamie, the Davids or who?
~ Hatdance: Ha, Ha, ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one that realizes MLM is just a money suck with no value added! There are some marketers I no longer respect because they got into this scam. It is just taking advantage of the uninformed.
~ Darkisato: hahahah i love this. lucky me i had no money to invest in his project at the time so i went and did the hard rout and learn how to build sites with note pad now i know how to use wordpress :D
~ Marc Rodill: Your Dave Wood impression is the funniest shit ever.
~ Jamie Lewis: I love the "We sent our kids to private school for 12 years" part. Was that a joke?
~ Devon Dudeman: If you just lost your job, then EN would be one of the last places to go for help. You'll just give them more money that you don't have. Read up on this site, since it has plenty of info for you (for FREE) to get going. No lie.
~ Jamie Lewis: LOL
~ Mike: Jamie, why would you do that to them (Dave&Dave)? I've seen the EN program. What's your point? I just lost my job, and I'm looking to get some fast income. We NEED it. We have no savings, after sending our kids to private school for 12 yrs. on one income.
Welcome to the official site of Jamie Lewis {1 comment}
~ Adrienne Malaspina: Jaimie It's Adrienne Malaspina. I'm really looking forward SPEAKING with you. We are Partners remember? The best time to reach me is in the evening. My phone number is 2395924478. I doubt you'll be willing to give me your# because every Tom,Dick,and Harry will be contacting you. I am very good at confidentialiity. Hope we hook up soon. Adrienne
مقالات من {5 comments}
~ Shinaz Khalid: hey would u mind explaining a little bit about how much do u make daily and how do u do it ?
~ penny nata: jamie im on clickbank also how is she making 800 monthly im new also and putting in money but nothing is happening
~ Zandria Kajewski: Question I just started Clickbank and everything is fairly new. I only make $600-$800/month so I can't afford to buy traffic. What is the best free traffic?
~ theDOC: Jamie...I really don't think that if I just write about Drugs is going to be very interesting. My accumulated lifetime knowledge is another story. When I first stopped working in a Pharmacy, I became a professor and the students just went nuts. I would have a hard time keeping the class under control because I have a very acerbic wit. I would love to talk with you 1 to 1 sometime. It really helps to get positive feedback ...........
~ Kenmo: Jamie Lewis is Kisck-Ass. Seems like a cool down to earth dude. Maybe a slight chip on his shoulder over the sheer idiocracy of the IM wannabee's that are lazy ass shits, but hey why wouldn't that piss you off..... anyway, I love to buy that man a drink
بؤرة الأعمال التجارية عبر الإنترنت {3 comments}
~ Shinaz Khalid: Hey Jamie !! I have been following your posts since a while. I'm quite amazed by how you do this! with such an ease. The work you are doing is quite remarkable. I really need help at this. I have been on the internet for a while now and I havent made a single penny though I'm aware of the basics. Yes I have been through a lot of scams and I finally got this feeling that its you who is going to give me a hand. Please reach me at I'm nearly broke ... im not ready to regret the time and effort i spent on internet marketing.
~ Frankie: Hey Jamie it's Frankie dude I really need help with making it with click bank please email me at
~ Curtis Battaglia: Hey Jamie my names Curtis I have been in the internet marketing game for about a month and I have made $600. I mean its not amazing but I did it all with ppc and youtube. I seen you helped a lot of people and I am Just wondering if you can help me? It is my dream to be an internet marketer and I just really want to see consistent results! Text me 519 520 5788 or Email me!
온라인 비즈니스의 중심지 {4 comments}
~ Frankie: Jamie please email me man I am trying to get hold of you
~ Rafal Clima: Yeahh I like the style of your websites Jamie! its fresh and from the hood
~ Scott Haight: Hey Jamie, I have finally got $3000("THE PROPOSAL"). I am trying to email, get your attention any way I can. send me emails and JUST put something "catchy" in subject line, mention the $3K or something. I LOOK FORWARD to finally gett'n wicked with da cheese wiz!!! Scott Haight. Boulder,CO
~ Denis: hi, i try contact you, but when i send email to you always is not delivered. My Name is Denis and I am from Czech Republic.
My African Children {10 comments}
~ Jack C: Laughing My ASS OFFFFFFFFFFFF, so I Killed Her, Then Rented Her OUT?????????? Dont she Stank?? LOL:)
~ theDOC: Seeing you there makes me realize how fugly he really is.....LOL!!!! Thanks for making me laugh today!!!
~ as guest: LOL My first laugh of the day!!!! TY Jamie!!! And I really wanted to see the movie on the home page "Guess the Guru" and it did not work!! RRRRRR But this got me laughing. Oh btw; what train is that guru on w/ the nyc map?? just asking...maybe he is lonely...LOL
~ pdj: Jaime you are AWESOME!!!! You tell it like it is, and yes you can be some what crude at times, but hey I'm learning from you, and that's ALL GOOD!!! I've literally purchased thousands of dollars on product that to this day I have gotten 0 dollars from!! Can you believe that?? I feel for us newbies, chasing every dream (scam/guru-asses)) out there. So for the rest of you who are just jealous, maybe you should take an imwithjaime class (or many of the others that he has) and you'll learn to become a better leader in the e-commerce world! Hail Jaime!!
~ Jamie Lewis: I am ultra boring
~ AnatoliG: That was boring shit.....
~ Jamie Lewis: LOL
~ deusch catcher: wow! that's one UGLY ass mother fucker! what a deuschbag man!
~ Colleen Dye Brown: This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time!
Matthew Neer on how he met Jamie {1 comment}
~ TonyTheTiger: cool story bro
My African Children {6 comments}
~ Scott Haight: I 2nd that!!!
~ Scott Haight: This is why I chose you. Scott Haight. Boulder, CO
~ Mike: Awesome sh man. I been trying for years and only made a few sales, just cant seem to get it rollin, like I have a freakin block on me or something. As a younger father of 2 I didnt have much time to do anything online, now they are a little older and im a little broker Im gonna give your system a shot when I can afford to start lol, tough times man especially in winter here in Michigan all my cash goes to heating. Fkn tired of being broke watchin my wife and kids suffer. Will we ever get our break? HAHA sorry for venting but I have a feeling you been there before. Peace out
~ Positivep: Hey Jaime, I've been searching for someone. Someone with the truth. I've been around for few years and come across some of the fakes out there. I won't mention names. Just want to tell you that I've been watching you, in a good way...:-) I bought your $1 course a few years ago when I first started out. Of course I dropped out. I had so many fake people coming at me that I couldn't tell who wasn't. But, guess what? I know now know....! And I'm back....:-) Thanks for all the valuable information you're sharing. Some I've heard you talk about years ago. Thanks.. Btw, you drive like a crazy New Yorker...!
~ Jamie Lewis: Praise the lord!!!!!
~ j: Seek Jesus and HE will solve all of your problems, nothing else will. God Bless.
The PLAN {4 comments}
~ RuthKMB: Hi Jamie, just want to give you an update - there is only one option for South Africans to receive payment and it is via wire - which cost $35 per payment, excluding conversion fees from USD to ZAR. Is it viable and would you recommend it, nonetheless? Thanks again & take care.
~ RuthKMB: Hi Jamie, many thanks for the info that you are making available to us and for your unselfishness in doing so for free. I am going through one of your YouTube vids, where you make mention of students who are about to be kicked out (of their abode). I am sitting here, holding back the tears. My rent is due tomorrow and it is not much, but I have worked my backside off the last two months and HARDLY made any money. So I am looking through your work, hoping and praying that I will be able to do something by latest tomorrow afternoon. I guess that will require a miracle? I have a wonderful product and spent two weeks building a new site - I don't know much about website building and know NOTHING about SEO, except that it takes a bit of time, plenty of work and I am flat broke. My boyfriend paid my rent last month and this month he MIGHT be able to help me, but maybe not. He is going away for a month to study - without pay - ! He told me to go look for a job - walk from store to store if I have to (after I sent my CV to EVERY single agent in my area - which consist of three cities close to each other (here in South Africa). I have received NO replies and I am SOOOO frustrated with it all. So I am HOLDING on and grabbing at straws and I am a little panic stricken, to the point where I can not concentrate fully. I wish I'd come across your info earlier, but it's no use crying over spilt milk (and now the tears are rolling). I am going to continue working through your info and hope I figure out a plan and make it a HUGE success from here on and hopefully will be able to one day give you a gift in return. Once again, many thanks for all your efforts and for unselfishly sharing what you've learnt. May you be more and more blessed for it. Best regards, Ruth
~ Deln2: Im here!! and i want to say thank you for your efforts. I havnt officially started making any IM but me being a previous business owner and now a soon to be new business owner understands that what your doing to help people out is basically awesome..
~ Jamie Lewis: You rock Ted
Paul The Stalker {1 comment}
~ KP: Did he ever contact you again? I think you were very patient with this kid....
Welcome to the official site of Jamie Lewis {3 comments}
~ Robert Andrews: Why do you think Empower Network or David Wood and David Sharpe is a scam? Funny video. Brings back memories because I use to watch his videos all the time.
~ Scott Stewart: This is exactly the "system" / opportunity that seems feasible for all of us poor/small-timers. HERE IS JAMIE'S DIRECT HOPLINK FOR A GREAT NEW OFFER- (great for us small-timers and poor guys - who CAN'T AFFORD to spend $3-$4K on "THE FULL MONEY" hype -- They keep saying : "You Can Get FREE access to this "SECRET SOCIETY MEMBERSHIP" and I counted the word "FREE" for over 72 times. Then, I just stopped, and realized SCAM-SCAM-SCAM!!!! Follow this link(its for real): Scott S Haight / Stewart Performance Ltd
~ James Johnson: well it looks like you do not have a full deck, why wound you want to do all that junk, I am to old for that, but they are good to watch
~ Steve Lohbeck: sounds good where do i sign up coach?
~ Steve: Jamie I sincerely do wish to have a 1on 1 with u,online please. You know poverty has so diminished our thinking faculty in Africa. Would be nice if your name resounds in its annals,as a channel for liberation. Hope to read personally from you.
~ Matthew Ferraro: He is the best and there is nobody else like him, this is a promise... I you will never meet another man or marketer like him.. he is one of a kind!
~ Keely : Jamie, I'm trying to purchase your Goldmine offer but the form won't work?? I've tried to contact your support and heard nothing! Can you help?
~ Samuel S. Isimeimen: I loved this Jamie. Get me further details. Thanks.
~ mscalzo: I am new to learning how to make money online. You are a teacher I like a lot. Please place me on your mailing list. Thx, mscalzo
~ pieter de wet: Hi Jamie , love your vedeos as it has given me so much more hope i life and i need your help with a few things. Your info is the best and your the man.
~ Doug Sand: Number one, I agree totally on your 8 standards almost to an extreme sometimes. Oh yeah....don't worry about your wife divorcing you, there's a lot of fish still left in the sea to choose from. And that's what she needs to hear from you.
~ nvergvp7: you r on the Money bro!!
~ Aleksandar Stepanovic: You are no. 1 Jamie. I looking forward to work with you. contact me on skype aleksa8328
بول ومطارد {1 comment}
~ Robyn Davis: lol or rather cryin' out loud! You were very kind to Paul. lol Why? Why would Paul's parents tell him to come over to your house? My guess is they wanted to get Paul outta their house for a bit?! Right?! Makes sense. Good thing you are a decent dude or else???? Well, "Why?" is a very good question, indeed!
IMWithJamie Worksheets {4 comments}
~ Jamie Lewis: HAHAHAHA
~ Matthew Ferraro: FSWithJamie! LMFAO!
~ Jamie Lewis: Food stamps?
~ babyboy: I need my fucking shit white boy
وBIO بدس معظم نهاية المطاف من أي وقت مضى {8 comments}
~ Matthew Ferraro: You can do it brother, go get Wealth In A Box, he'll show you how to do it step by step... build a few websites about something your passionate about, use the multiple social media outlets and other various ad forms and drive traffic to it... explore his site a little further.. Matt AKA EC
~ Stan: Hahahahah the last video is fucking EPIC!!! Jamie finally got rid of that virgin weirdo lol ...
~ Himiko: Hi jamie ! would you contact me via I would like to ask some questions thanks !
~ Yonnette: hi i can help you make money contact me at my
~ shootie: as we speak jamie will offer hugs to the millions go to to apply. love ShooTIE
~ nadine jackson: please help make the money u are make please
~ Aleksandar Stepanovic: I have read all. I can say its just awesome,amazing story, looking forward to work with you, contact me on skype aleksa8328
~ Joe McKenzie: Very good Jamie you are the real deal, I would like to learn how to start to make 100.00 a day ASAP
Official Jamie Lewis BIO {5 comments}
~ Samuel S. Isimeimen: Hi Jamie, What order means of payment can I use! I need your assistance. Jamie, PLEASE assist me. I really, really need your assistance. Thanks!
~ Samuel S. Isimeimen: Hi Jamie, What order means of payment can I use! I need your assistance. Jamie, PLEASE assist me!
~ Jamie Lewis: Dude, sorry Clicksure the retailer I do not think accepts payment from Nigeria.
~ Samuel S. Isimeimen: Look, what I will call the worst is that Clickbank, Clicksure and Paypal do not include my country in the list of country to participate in the list of businesses and to own account with them. I would like to work with you PLEASE. Help me out please. My email. Samuel Sylvester Isimeimen from Nigeria
~ Samuel S. Isimeimen: Hi Jamie, How are you and your business? Jamie, I'm Samuel Sylvester Isimeimen from Nigeria. A friend sent me your new promotion about The Last Goldmine. Look, I tried to make payment but I could not because its international and I really really need your assistance on online marketing. I have been online for sometime going from one affiliate to another but I have not make any money yet.
مسؤول جيمي لويس BIO {1 comment}
~ DAN BAUMGARTNER: Awesome freakin video
How to kick butt at PPC Advertising {1 comment}
~ Orcutt Xuhua Jing: Wow! So happy now you have your contents and everything up on your site! <3
Prove yourself you fake ass Guru! {1 comment}
~ Lamar Banks: :D!!! stop wining noobs JAMIE U THE MAN!
Scam Universe {1 comment}
~ John Meska: super funny

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